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+ Laughter also increases

The Benefits of Laughter
Laughter is very effective in improving human relations .

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To laugh in a long life effectively.

Laughter helps regulate blood pressure .

Funny old people below shows.

Laughter is the common language of all worlds .

Laughter is no charge .

The message is pretty funny , and it is to me .

Laughter , laughter brings is contagious .

No animal is seen laughing and dedicated man .

Laughter is a treatment , so that laughter is designed rooms in modern hospitals .

Laughter causes vascular relaxation in the wellness effective.

Laughter is so important in any court usually joker humor page of every newspaper and every television channel is comedy .

Funny in every situation possible and available.

Funny bathing in situ oxygen and the promise is running . ( French physician )

It will be a laugh exhaled CO2 from the blood and to create a favorable impression .

Laughter creates a delicate balance of hormones .

Laughter increases the hormone cortisol and increases immunity against diseases .

Laughter also increases the hormone serotonin, which creates a feeling of euphoria .

Senior Woman Laughing


Funny , heart rate (HR) , which reduces the health effects .

Funny because CO2 wash the blood will be transparent .

Laughter makes the popularity and charm .

Laughter brings happiness , joy, laughter that brings Homa .

Laughter enhances learning . The role of laughter in the classroom teaching and learning is outstanding.

Laughter is a sign of satisfaction .

Laughter is a mental release builds tension and release repressed emotions .

They say laughter is so important that photographers Smile , Smile, please smile ! ...

Facilitates repair of damaged tissues due to vascular relaxation laugh .

Funny gastric ulcer and duodenal ulcer disease is prevented .

Laughter lowers blood cholesterol .

Laughter is very effective in preventing heart attacks and strokes .

Laugh , " still running " is named and why thin people fat , and make fat people thin .

Laughter makes it a lot more attention to my teeth and try to clean them .

Laughter makes more friends to find .

Much laughter , because laughter is not a physiological problem greatly increased shedding of tears from the eyes and the kind of defense or compensatory mechanism that reduces blood pressure and stroke .

Contrary to popular belief destroys funny facial wrinkles but frown wrinkles increases .

Laughter increases Andrfyn brain that makes sense of euphoria and joy is a natural morphine .

Laughter makes it easier to tolerate physical pain . 5 minutes to 5 hours of pain relief is laugh cause .

Funny hallmark of self-confidence, mental health and sense of security.

Unfortunately laughing varies inversely with age is greater than ever Snman laugh .

Laughter is inversely proportional to the increase in university education . Unfortunately, more people are of education .

Less and laugh later .

Laughter is such that its concentration varies between religions and nations .

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+ A 'TRUE CARE' To Be Shown Always

A Very Good RelationShip
Needs Just Two Things..
A 'LITTLE TIME' To Be Spent With Them..
&
A 'TRUE CARE' To Be Shown Always....
Good Morning / Good Night

Liking you is my nature
Missing you is my disappointment
Fighting with you is my Time pass…
Forgetting you is never in my life time.
Good Morning/Good Night

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+ time when I still was not open to the Earth

time when I still was not open to the Earth, human way.
Milk and ruin are gathered together.

Zkaot said: ' play. Like the bashk kilometer!


Divangi ran into my eye let you qabolah: Yeah!

Because someone did not want to follow the divangi all agreed.

His eyes closed and the divangi begin to enumerate:

Everyone is looking for the kilometer instead.

Grooming herself to put the Horn of the moon.

Betrayal of himself hidden inside the piles of trash.

Went to cloud and originality.

Desire to be the center of the Earth.

The lies that you told to the depths of the deep sea will to koir.

Inside a red potato flavor.

Envy is deep inside a went well.

Calm and quiet all kilometer

Divangi haftado haftado still ٬ already: ...

But love was still linger and didn't know where to go.

Not surprisingly, as well. Kilometer up love very hard.

Divangi number 100 was close to the syntax section is a bunch of love went quiet in the middle of the rose leaks.

Divangi: miam I shout. Miam I. ..

The first work the same lazy. Laziness was not trying at all to kilometer.

After the cleaning. Email summary of the times. But love was not news.

The other was that tired divangi hasodesh jealousy and love, "he said softly in the ear where the rose is hiding.

Divangi with many a flower from the tree branch of the emotion and all the power into it with roses.

The voice is a loud whine.

Love from inside branches outside its hand in front جملات زیبا of his was taken and blood between morphological angeshtansh.

The blind eyes of love shaka.

Tresidah divangi was very ashamed with that said

Now what I جملات عاشقانه do? How do I remedy?


Love is not answered important business you like another nemitoni Iran Web just n Please this my next yar.

Be my quick links everywhere to make up the lost the way.

And the same day to always love and divangi along one to feel all the people love the road. ..

Whats?
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+ do remember that Humour isn’t funny

do remember that Humour isn’t funny.
just example:

“it were administered prior to the crime Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if .”

اس ام اس خنده دار


funny until we start poking around in those innards.  Here’s what we find:
1)the statement is اس ام اس خنده دار plausible.
2)the statement is implausible,and yet, somehow, yes, come on, don’t deny it…
we don’t string people up for It’s implausible because  thinking about murder (except maybe in Zimbabwe or Oklahoma).  On the other hand, it’s kinda plausible because exterminating the would-be killer would save the victim.  
Please Note No doubt about it!: your story must be more implausible than plausible.

implausible and plausible Humour and jokes is a delicate balance of .
looks like thi Mathematically it s:جوک خنده دار
Where:
the god’s Truth;
the belief system by which the Truth is made invisible;
the existential laughter sms quotient discovered by Jack Kerouac in a Mexican cantina;
is what we don’t know (although Arthur Black claims to know it).
Oh, yeah, and the “!” is a graphic reminder how serious this is.
In other words:جوک خنده دار
absurdly logical is Humour .
as I warned you,Which, isn’t very funny.


No one lives by اس ام اس خنده دار this logic of the absurd more than Miami columnist, Dave Barry:

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+ شب بخیر

تمنا دارم از اسمان :اگرحتی قطره ای از خوشبختی بارید برای توباشد
دوستانه


آرزو به دلمون موند یکی صب جمعه با این جمله بیدارمون کنه:
عزیزم پاشو شیر موزتو بخور، توش گردو ریختم!



اغوش تو که باشد, خواب دیگر بهانه ای برای خستگی نیست
و تپش های قلبت می شود لالایی کودکانه ام...


کنارم بمان...
می خواهم صبح چشمانم در نگاه تو بیدار شوند...!!!
شبت رویایی "نفسم"
شب بخیر

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+ اس ام اس جدید 92

توپاساژخوردم به یه نفرگفتم معذرت دیدم طرف مجسمه مانکنه :|اطرافمو که نگاه کردم دیدم یه یارو داره با یه لبخند تمسخر آمیزنگاه میکنه. بش گفتم خنده داره فکر کردم آدمه. خوب که دقت کردم دیدم همونم یه مانکن دیگه است. کلا سرمو انداختم پایین زدم به چاک:))

 

 

دختره استاتوس گذاشته :من عاشق مردی هستم که صدایش
گرم کلفت و ناز باشد.......
من که شک دارم منظورش صدا باشه
 
 
روزگار حوصله اش سر رفته بود،
گفت :چه کنم؟!
چاره کنم؟!
چیزی بدهید پاره کنم!
و بی درنگ ما را به او دادند.
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